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Cruton

The caressing of genitalia outside of clothing.
He crutoned me.
by pusssssssssssssay April 20, 2009
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cruton

Slang for a person whom exhibits the extreme personality traits of a tool, perhaps a jigsaw.
"Ken, is such a Cruton!!!"
by Nancy Lee May 13, 2004
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blood cruton

A crispy dri blood ball left on a womans vagina after her period.
When performing cunialigus I bit on a crunchy blood cruton from my girl. So I got up and horked.
by Willie Desharm November 3, 2007
mugGet the blood crutonmug.

Futon Cruton

When a girl gets up off your couch and leaves a spot.
Yeah I was finger blasting that chick on the couch and when she got up she left a futon cruton
by Staffro November 4, 2010
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Stephen Cruton

an alternative name for Steff , Queen of Wellbeing
Where's Stephen Cruton? Oh she's probably at Trafford Centre again
by turnip76 March 31, 2022
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peppered crutons

the small squares and powder of weed left in the bottom of the bag.
squares being the crutons, and powder being the pepper.
Tanner: "Dude, we're out of bud!!"

Tyler: "nah, we still got them peppered crutons!! Top my "salad" bowl with 'em!"
by Tyler Beast April 23, 2009
mugGet the peppered crutonsmug.

cruton of christ

Flat dry waffer people receive as communion at the catholic church
I am going to church on Sunday to get my cruton of christ.
by HVACMAN2000 October 24, 2008
mugGet the cruton of christmug.

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