Peed'd up crotch funk

The smell that originates in the crotch of bed bound patients in hospitals and nursing homes. The wretched odor is a combination of urine and loose stool mixed together and left to dry on the patients skin, resulting in the odor known as "peed'd up crotch funk"

The unbearable smell of poorly maintained incontinent patients confined to bed in a hospital or nursing home.

"We went to visit Grandma in the nursing home, and mommy threw up when she smelled Grandma's "peed'd up crotch funk". The whole nursing home stank of neglect and bodily fluids.

by smendez April 4, 2010

crotch furnace

A heated, sticky, humid, jungle like environment which often induces swamp ass and usually conveys a smell of dirty, wet, taint juice.

This dorm bathroom is a complete crotch furnace.

That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.

by mattyw August 28, 2004

crotch furby

A special kind of thong underwear that has a puff of fur covering the genital area. This puff looks not unlike a Furby , which was a popular doll in the 1990s. Crotch Furbys are worn only by extreme sluts who know that they will be prancing around in their underwear, and feel that a brightly colored fur puffs will enhance their overall physical appearance.

Joey's girlfriend wore a crotch furby to her big photoshoot because a regular thong doesn't look any good on her.

by Edwin! November 19, 2004

clutch fuck

1. Someone who cant drive a car with any type of control.
2. A person who cant work the clutch of a car, and always ends up stalling.
3. Most of the time a clutch fuck is someone who didnt pass drivers education and just woulde like to drive a car

Damn, Danny really is a clutch fuck, he cant drive worth shit.

by Tubby5489 May 13, 2006

crotch funk

What you get when you combine leather pants, sweat and no showering.

After a night of clubbing in my orange leather pants, I have some serious crotch funk problems.

by funky pants boi March 18, 2003

clutch fuck

to finally sleep with a girl that you have been trying to get for a while.

"I finally slept with Olivia. She's such a clutch fuck."

by 16htbz November 17, 2006

CLUTCH AS FUCK

A person who handles the extreme weight on their shoulders in situations that often mean the difference between winning and losing during a big game.

To perform under extreme pressure and win the big game in an heroic fashion by going above and beyond what was asked of the person.

As the crowd chants sieve at a goaly he/she comes through with a game winning save during a shoot-out, to keep his/her shut-out and win the playoff game "That goaly is clutch as fuck"

Santonio Holmes is Clutch as Fuck

by chanceman the ace November 19, 2010