hardcore crushing

to have a really big crush on someone

person a: he’s super cute, right?

person b: ive been hardcore crushing on him for months!

by galactic.cola February 26, 2018

Can Crusher

A professional fighter in the sports of boxing or MMA who fights a lot of low level competition who fans refer to disparagingly as soda cans.

We'll see how solid his wrestling is in his first UFC fight. He hasn't fought anyone with the skills to test him yet. Dude is a Can Crusher!

by BrigsCali September 9, 2019

Crushing Bugs

When you take the panties off of a girl and inhale the smell whilst admiring the fine pheromones, which smells like crushed up bugs.

"Man, I was for sure crushing bugs last night! Maggie was sooo smelly"

by zebearcat December 9, 2016

cushiepow

sex that only lasts 5 minutes

“you tryna cushiepow and chill later”

by zobo04 August 9, 2019

Gusher Crusher

The act of sticking Gushers into your partner's anus, having them clench hard enough to burst the gushers open, then sucking the gusher goo from their cornhole

Amanda: "Justin gave me a Gusher Crusher last night. I gotta say, it was pretty fun"

Laurel: "I just love giving my boyfriend Gusher Crusher's, Watermelon blast is my favourite!"

by FuelWaster January 6, 2019

butt hole crusties

when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.

"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."

by buttitches June 15, 2009

The Crusher

The most awesome girl in the world, and she has MAGICAL HAIR! She has many feats, such as defeating the notorious Bunny Not Funny scream. She has an AWESOME brother, JCPenney. Yeah, they're SO awesome.

Note: This is NOT the Crusher from 'Blaze and the Monster Machines'
And remember folks, "May The Crusher be with you!!" right_facing_fistraised_hand

Person: "AHHH! Bunny's terrorizing me!"
The Crusher: "Do not fret! The Crusher has come to save the day!"
Person: "but you're a girl-"
The Crusher: "DOES THAT MATTER HUH"
*Hurls forward and punches Bunny to the ceiling"
The Crusher: "How's that for a girl?"
Person: "Thank you! How could I repay you?"
The Crusher: "DON'T WATCH BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES!"
Person: "Aww, but I like that show!"
The Crusher: yeets person two off a cliff

by BunnyNotFunnyCrusherForLife November 8, 2021