crunky

an energy bar called Crunky amde by Lil Jon

crunky by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005

Crunky

I was "Crunky" after I had been jumping on the bed.

Like crunchy but has more emphasis. Can also be used as Cronked if someone has got the shit beat out of them.

That was a Crunky ass cookie.

Dude, he got Cronked in that fight.

Crunky by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

When something is hard but soft at the same time

U are so crunky

Crunky by Molly._._ April 13, 2020

When your bones are aching and crunchy

I slept awkward last night and my bones are crunky

Crunky by MrsDLT August 13, 2020

Meaning the state of something is way bad + funky (funky as in the smell of a cheese you find in your fridge that's expired by 8 days)

Person 1: Kinda tempted to take these bandaids off my bloody, sliced-up fingers.
Person 2: Dude, don't, your fingers are fuckin' crunky.

“paige’s dog ate her underwear and socks omg he’s so crunky”