crunki

verb - to be drunk at work.

I discovered while intoxicated at work and trying to spell drunk

I'm crunki
You're crunki
Everybody's crunki

by Jeff May 28, 2004

Crunky

a lit word only used by the coolest

crunky

by lick my fritter like an apple November 30, 2017

Crunky

An unexplainable expression somewhere between annoying and cool.

Guy1: Hey look at this extra delectable lettuce
Guy2: Bro that's so crunky

by Slost November 26, 2021

crunkies

Drunk chicks skanks who just got provolone cheese thrown at them.

Those crunkies smell like cheese and semen.

or

I just slapped me a crunky.

by Brad Mclain October 30, 2007

crunkie

a computer junkie, some one who spends hours on the computer instead of spending time with friends, likes to beat his own top score on games. could spend hours on a computer, preferably prefers the PC to the human race.

"bill gates is a right crunkie, he spends hours over his computer and ner goes out"

by ***M&M*** October 13, 2005

Crunky Tonk

Style of music mixing Honky Tonk with large quantities of booze

"Crank that Crunky Tonk up! I'm fixin' to cut a rug!"

by MarkyCrunkA September 28, 2009

Mud Crunkies

From the Hannah Montana show on Disney.

Meaning "dang it" " or "oh crap"

No you cant go to the show Oliver

Aww Mud Crunkies!!

by phaz212 December 7, 2009