crunkishness

The act of getting super crunk, crunk beyond your wildest dreams.


(patented by Kevin, who gets crunkishness like it ain't no thang)

We are getting crunkishness up in here, bitches!

Dude, Kevin got crunkishness, I ain't ever seen anything like that before.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

crunkless

you want to get fucked up but don't have the means

she was crunkless last night

by lil April 12, 2005

Rubbie Chunkies

Rubbie Chunkies is when you are feeling sick to your stomach and want to throw up. Instead, your rub your belly gently to prevent throwing up.

"Why are you rubbing your belly like that?" I overate at dinner and now I've got the rubbie chunkies."

by DoubleAAdoubleA February 7, 2013

chunkies

A fat man's breasts or flab, especially around their belly area

Eddie down the road was sunbathing in his garden and as I walked past, I caught a glimpse of his chunkies...YUK!!!

by Doddi October 8, 2007

Humorous Crunkness

The state of being enlightened in mind and body, where the idea of appropriately injecting or creating humor in a crunk situation (whether in a club, your neighborhood, a studio, etc. ) is an art form and even further, a way of life.

“That rap song, ‘I’m on a Boat’ is so crunk and hilarious that it reached a level of humorous crunkness."

by jamesebillu August 6, 2009

Jew Crankies

When jews become upset. Usually brought on by lack of Ben's Deli.

Jew: In g-d's name where is a good Kosher deli around here?! It's fakakta!

Goy: Dude what's up with you

Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies

by A.J. Rolling December 9, 2012

crunkness

One who is the definition of crunk.

"...yknow Tesoro?"
"Ya, he's the crunkness."

by Geoff L. August 30, 2005