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Krunkenstein

1. One who is in a perpetual state of intoxication, living their life in a zombie-like state. (usual alcohol or weed induced, sometimes opiates as well)

2. One who is on an alcohol/drug bender lasting days even weeks.

3. One who is prone to passing out or falling down from intoxicants.

4. a drinking (or drugging) buddy. when used in this context it is a term of endearment.

Synonyms: drunk, drunkass, alcoholic, stoner, pothead, pillhead, drinking buddy, reefqueef, diareahea shart madness and homie.

Antonyms: crackhead, speedfreak, etc.


editors note: krunkenstein can have a transient connotation as it can be temporary if the person is only krunk certain times a month but the word is usually reserved for someone who is ALWAYS fucked up on drugs and alcohol.
Malcontent:
"Damn krunkenstein! you shit in the bathwater!!!"

"Fuck you krunkenstein, you don't remember shit you were passed out!"

endearment:
"yo krunkenstein whatcha want from the beer store?"

"We are going to a booze buffet for our liquid lunch down at the tittay bar wanna come krunkenstein?"

Neutral:
"Alright krunkenstein, it's your turn to clean the fishtank"
by typevx October 15, 2008
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Drunkenstein

A person who has consumed too much alcohol and starts to act and speak like Frankenstein. They usually walk with a stagger or limp and will gravitate towards women and shiny objects.
Keegan turned into Drunkenstein last night and scared off all the chicks. We are lucky no one showed up with torches and pitchforks.
by Bass Windu February 22, 2012
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crankenstein

someone who has smoked so much crank in his life that he looks like frankenstein only with crank pipes coming out of his neck and not bolts
crankenstein smoked a few 8 balls from his neck then took apart a car and put it all back together last night
by trevorTrexNit March 3, 2008
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Drunkenstein's Monster

A person who is fed so many drinks from another drunk (the Drunkenstein) that they become a stiff, groaning, glazed eyed, shell of a human being.

A Drunkenstein is necessary to create such a being and the monster usually does what Drunkenstein tells them to do without question.
Last night Mikey bought me so many shots that I became Drunkenstein's Monster and started breaking things. Needless to say we got kicked out.
by Fritopia March 18, 2009
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crankenstein

A cadaver that has an unusually large penis.
Dude, I had to work on crankenstein for my EMT training.
by Roffle B. Copter December 30, 2004
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crankenstien

A name used to refer to a person that has been awake for several days or more under the effects of methamphetamine. A state of being that is somewhat zombie like.
Dude, take a look at that "crankenstien" walking down the street, I think its way past her bed time.
by MerryChrismeth April 24, 2010
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krunkenstein

Krunkenstein is the name given to someone who is so very crazy drunk (see krunk) that they involuntarily hold their arms out straight and walk around with unbent legs like a monster with bolts sticking out of his neck who was created by some crazy scientist who sewed together the body parts of different cadavers and brought the abomination to life with electricity...and booze.
Todd had too much to drink last night and he ended up a total Krunkenstein.
by PapaChabre February 7, 2006
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