crunter

Someone who likes to lick and taste infected vagina's.

-Derived from the words crusty and cunt.
-Crunter's are usually very sneaky about their perversion.
-They are filled with the fear of being rejected and outcast by family and friends.

-Crunter's historically are scrawny, shy, lonely, single men, with big bushy beards, that are typically useless in love. However their shy nature is overcome by pure lust, when they spy a a nice smelly piece of crunt

"The dirty old crunter has been at it again, look at his dolmio grin!"

by Mr Mahuta March 31, 2007

Crunktina

A Bacardi loving socialite and gay icon known for her vulgarity, loudness and ability to beat your ass in a dance off. Enjoys ridiculous rap lyrics, talking shit, shiny things, a good sale, making fun of herself and others (but mostly others). Co-founder of the illustrious "Pudges" gang with members in South Florida and Chicago. The gang symbol is the beetle, which is worn by members in the form of a platinum and diamond medallion. Pudges often pose for pictures mean muggin', showin' off said medallion and sometimes even flashing their grillz. When not gang banging, partying, or getting hated on by the broke and unfabulous Crunktina spends her free time getting her nails done or checking out boys with her new besties Kyle (aka Buckwild) and Paul.

I hear that girl is at the bar every night. She probably doesnt work, but she always looks fresh. She's such a Crunktina.

by Crunktina Fan January 21, 2008

cruits

Australian slang for testicles.

You ok mate?
Nup, damn ball hit me in the cruits.

by moly. b. denum August 14, 2013

crunt

A marginally acceptable form of the word "cunt".

Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"

For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".

I'm having an absolute crunt of a day.

by Choda Boy 57 August 11, 2006

Cruzity

Basically, it's a filler; a word used for when you don't know what to say or lost your train of thought; or when you aren't paying attention to a conversation when it comes around to say what your opinion is. It leaves the opponent with a bottomless pit while you slowly back out of the convo PLO Style

Friend: Yeah man the last time I got my freak on was two months ago, it was with this old lady who didn't really know what to do. It was funny how we met etc....

You: (Very irritated) Yeahhh Cruzity (then walk away)

Friend: Wtf? cruzity?

You: (half way gone)

by Nik Hoyt April 4, 2008

crunette

That word that you make when the tik tok video tells you to switch b with c so it turns brunette into crunette (it’s not a word)

Imagine having a petite crunette that doesn’t wear blothes around the house

by Lettuce 🥬 July 8, 2023

Crunican Self-Report System

Crunican Self-Report System is an independent Crunican-Reporting network run which has one proprietor.

Joe Bob used Crunican Self-Report System to report his families organized crime/crimes against humanity.

by Crunican1 August 1, 2023