Crunklesprouts

This is the sort of word that comes after yankidoodle or glockenspiel and is greatly superior to any other. Use this word as a long word to impress friends and probably leave them wondering if they're extremely stupid or if they just have a hearing problem. WARNING: USING THIS WORD WILL USUALLY RESULT IN THE LISTENER REPLYING 'Wha?' OR QUESTIONING YOUR SANITY.

Crunklesprouts: word that will usually blow friend or enemy's mind and most of the time leave them gawking at you for lengthy periods of time

Bob: Hey, you know crunklesprouts can really help yankidoodles congregate
Bob's nemesis: waahhhhhh? (Questions self stupidity)
Bob: (taps his nose twice with index finger, winks and walks away smiling to himself, usually resulting in a heroic pose and explosion in the background)

by Malfoy2017 July 27, 2017

Crungle

When you grab something so hard it breaks into tiny little pieces and then you die; when you curl toes so hard they break off.

MY TOES ARE BEING CRUNGLED😰

by hairy balls September 28, 2021

Crunckle

The sound of something being squashed or crumbled.

The paper made a crunckle sound.

by Your mom's dealer January 14, 2022

crunkled

So crazy drunk that you've become crippled.

Dude, I was so crunkled last night that I couldn't get off the couch to go out.

by Casper64 October 14, 2006

crunkless

you want to get fucked up but don't have the means

she was crunkless last night

by lil April 12, 2005

crunkled

crumbled, crinkled

I stepped on the paper and it crunkled.

by Carl Anderson November 13, 2003

Crunkleberry

Any substance that facilitates the action of getting "crunk".

"I'm gonna go eat a Crunkleberry or two", "Headin' to the BX to get some Crunkleberries" "Wow, Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the tree!"

by MojoNojo February 17, 2009