Crunchified

when something suddenly becomes crunchy

random guy 1234: wow the marshmellow suddenly broke my teeth because it so suddenly became crunchified!

by illusionest666 January 14, 2008

The Crunchatizer

The act of stuffing Cap'n Crunch into a female's frontal sex hole and giving her shitty pleasure palace a "milk enema." The male then gives her oral from one hole to another interspersed with brief bouts of first-base until both partners have gotten a well-balanced breakfast.

"Are you hungry? Do you want to go get a bagel?"
No, I gave my neighbor The Crunchatizer last night and I'm still full."

by Tiquante Jones July 11, 2010

CrunchTime

When you are low on time before your uber arrives and you still need to drink more and smoke more to be fucked up.

Hurry the hell up Andy, our driver is 5 min away so you better believe its CrunchTime baby!

by ThePartTimeGeeber0012 February 2, 2019

Crunchified

If something, by any means, becomes crunchy.

Person 1: Ooh, is that toast?
Person 2: No, it's crunchified bread

by trish_your_average_fish February 4, 2023

Crunchatize Me Captain

It's when you have anal intercourse, but while your giving the girl the business, Captain Crunch cereal is in her vagina.

Oh my God, Danny gave me the Crunchatize Me Captain last night for the first time, and I came blood.

by Smhole Shmartin November 13, 2020

Crunchtime

Adj- Refers to a poker player who relies on several different universes to make poker decesions that are usually wrong. In addition a player who likes to move chips around

Damm... That fool played just like crunchtime and called off all of his chips with a J 10 suited against AA because "I had a feeling"

by Siip it February 5, 2010

Crunchified

When something, by any means, becomes crunchy.

Person 1: Ooh, is that toast?
Person 2: No, it's crunchified bread

by anonymous February 4, 2023