Crunchy Fajitas

Krun - Chee - Fah-jai-tuhs

noun,

1. An typical tex-mex dish, whereby the most important ingredient is crushed up taco chips
2. The crushed up taco chips denote the crunchy aspect of the fajitas

Putting crushed up taco chips in my fajitas made those Crunchy Fajitas the crunchiest fajitas ever!

by jfrymer August 19, 2012

Crunchay

A party-culture adjective that describes partying (raging) with your close friends to boundless music, sweating out the aggression through dance, and building a community through music and love. Origin: Jacksonville, FL (DUUUVAL!) Crunchay Sunday.

I'm getting Crunchay with all my wooks and spunionites tonight. Phuks with it!

by Vlad thee Inhaler August 23, 2011

crunchitize

A word used in Cap'n Crunch commercials that attest to the cereal's ability to stay crunchy in milk. The noble cap'n always manages to solve daily predicaments faced by children with the power of his crunchitization, taking the children to a world full of glorious artificial flavoring. It has nothing to do with anal sex.

Two children at a restaurant avoided a disgusting meal of es cargo (SNAILS!) when Cap'n Crunch flew his ship through the wall of the restaurant, much to the astonishment of the French waiter, and the boy and girl are elated when the cap'n crunchitizes them so they can enjoy a $1.99 box of cereal instead of a sophisticated meal at a restaurant that their parents worked hard to earn.

by NotDave January 28, 2008

crunchy lettuce

A reference to the best part of something. The part of a whole that stands out from the rest.

The crunchy lettuce really made that hamburger delicious.
That song was the crunchy lettuce of that album.
This formula is the crunchy lettuce of physics.

by AlexTheDefiner February 3, 2017

crunchy sock

Just what it sounds like. A sock that is crunchy. There are typically three causes of a crunchy sock. They are as follows:

1. Crystallization of nut juice from using the sock in a naughty fashion.
2. Old sweat that crystallized because you wore the same pair of socks for two weeks.
3. Running in mud in just your socks like some sort of hooligan.

Crunchy socks are probably currency in Haiti or some shit I don't know.

Mom: "Hurry up, you're going to be late!"
You: "Hold on mom. I'm trying to find socks that aren't crunchy!"

Troll: "I'm going to savor your bone marrow, little creature."
You: *holds up a crunchy sock* "Wait. In return for my life."
Troll: *thinks for a second* "I accept your bargain."

by KrustyKreatorofKaos February 24, 2019

crunchy conservative

Environmentally and socially conscious political conservative. This term was coined by National Review columnist Rod Dreher, and appears in his book, "Crunchy Cons: How Birkenstocked Burkeans, gun-loving organic gardeners, evangelical free-range farmers, hip homeschooling mamas, right-wing nature lovers and their diverse crowd of countercultural conservatives plan to save America (or at least the Republican Party)."

"'Ewww, that's so lefty,' Dreher's editor at his old National Review job sneered when Dreher said he was picking up some locally grown organic produce. And what's with the sandals I'm wearing, he then thought; am I going liberal? Not a bit, he concluded, though if associating with liberals could help him have healthy, flavorful food and a beautiful, durable home; be involved in his children's education; protect and nurture the environment and other species; and live with religious integrity, then associate, befriend, and work with liberals he would. That made him a crunchy conservative . . ."

by jcwords December 31, 2011

crunchy grandpa

When you eat Captain Crunch with whiskey instead of milk. Usually influenced by a hangover.

"Zack slept over my house after the party, and when I woke up, I saw him eating a bowl full of crunchy grandpa. Freaking gross"

by MMjr April 24, 2008