cunt crunchies

Vaginal secretions that dries up on pubic hair and get crunchy.

When my girlfriend came home and took her pants and panties off and laid on the bed. I later went up and saw dried up cunt crunchies on her pubic hairs.

by Komodo Dragon April 17, 2009

Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020

keyboard crunchies

The crumbs of various foodstuffs found when the keyboard is turned upside-down, and shaken or banged on the desk. These usually consists of, but are not limited to: Cheez-its, Doritos, sandwich/bread crumbs, dust and hair.

"My God! I just cleaned out my keyboard, and I had enough Keyboard crunchies to feed a third-world nation!"

by Will_Z September 19, 2005

cruncheweesy

Word created by Taco Bell to support their new Cheesy Gordita Crunch. A combination of the words Crunchy, Chewy, and Cheesy.

"This new Cheesy Gordita Crunch from Taco Bell is the shit!"
"Yeah, MMM. Cruncheweesy!"

by LKAT September 22, 2005

crunchay

better than a * whispers * "s c r u n c h i e"

Oh em jayyyyyy look at my crunchayyyy!!!!! Its saurrr gourdd i knaurrr

by rx2ie July 13, 2023

tough crunchies

Nothing you can do about it, so you should just get over it

Chris waited until 3am to do his 10 page paper that's due at 9am,
But that's tough crunchies

by Rabbitsteeth December 20, 2014

fumunda crunchies

The eye goop from a prostitute when she wakes up after a long night of teabagging.

"Dude at least I don't eat Fumunda cruchies for breakfast."

"Fumunda Crunchies, the breakfast of low class scandalous hoes."

by STWW October 29, 2006