crumblast

an expression of disagreement or anger

B: Hey, I just lost your fake i.d.
K: ahh crumblast!

by bbbbrittney October 3, 2006

Jew Crumbing

The act of putting a bag of chips, with only crumbs left, away.

Did you hear about Michael? He defaulted on his mortgage; he's been Jew crumbing for the past week.

by Jewpecabra123 November 13, 2012

River Crumbing

Slang for rain

( aka crumbs of water )

Do you think it will be river crumbing tomorrow?

by Lonely Christian September 4, 2017

Cumblind

Cumblind is when you ejaculate semen onto her eyes while she gets blinded by your sperm.

Oh I will get you Cumblind tonight

by Thesitesuck March 5, 2015

crumplin

What's up

what's crumplin', my nizzle?

by sallyemadavid May 7, 2011

Crumblasted

When someone goes all in while drinking alcohol or smoking marijuana so much so that they become shit faced.

Dude, I am going to get so fucking crumblasted tonight.

by Shiftedshit January 1, 2018

Meaty Crumbles

The brown bits of shit laden toilet paper that are left on the toilet seat, when someone wipes their asshole clean after a hearty bowel movement.

Steve must have taken a huge smash in the men’s room….he left meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat. What the fuck? Can’t he wipe up after himself?

Who the fuck left the meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat?

by Lammychops May 6, 2021