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cross eyed curves

A curvy, voluptuous woman with such large breasts, small waist, and large ass that one can go cross-eyed looking at her body.
Damn! Check out Sally, she's got cross eyed curves!
by thenicholas1 March 16, 2010
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Cross eyed

I just got fucked so good I'm cross eyed.
by Stonewallace January 21, 2017
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Cross eyed

When someones eyes look in different directions. Usually one or both eyes will point towards the persons nose.

Usually its caused by a lazy eye, vision problem, retardation, or injury. More common is children than adults.
She would be hot if she wasn't so cross eyed.
by Mikeyboy23 December 3, 2011
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cross eyed panda

A person who, at the end of a fist fight has been awarded with two black eyes, usually from a Damacio Page/Marcos Galvao type of beating.
Man, you either gotta send your wife to anger management or learn how to load the diswasher properly, cause I can't have you teaching class lookin' like a cross eyed panda.
by GRYMES October 16, 2009
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Cross-eyed Bear

A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the nose of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two parties.
It's what Alanis Morissette is talking about in the song "You Oughta Know".
by YackoWarner July 2, 2004
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cross-eyed snagglepuss with hickups

The worst insult you can give to a girl that has given you the worst head ever.
You give head so bad youre like a cross-eyed snagglepuss with hickups!
by Daniel March 23, 2005
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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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