a.j. crowley

An angel that did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards. Crowley became a master gardener by threatening plants when they refused to grow, or simply didn't look quite as nice as the others. Hence, to A.J. Crowley your garden is to put the fear of God into it, or replace any plant that is not looking as robust as the others.

Those rosebushes are looking pretty raggedy. Time to A.J. Crowley that shit.

by Mr. Fell June 15, 2011

Jane Crow

Jane Crow — The outrageous notion that in half of the states of these United (?) States, a woman doesn’t have sovereignty over her female human body by law. In some states bounties are offered for information on women, doctors, and the loved ones who would aid and abet them in providing, soliciting, or seeking reproductive care culminating in an abortion.

Jane Crow is the new Jim Crow; and, Jim Crow is a resurrected vampire that needs a Van Helsing.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 7, 2023

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! — a variation of You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! Spoken as a prelude to the promise of a good fight; or, overly vigorous multi-position highly active sex — though not at the same time.

Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.

An extreme athlete just who spent 500 days in a cave and recently came out told her lover:

You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023

crow tit

a cute little korean bird that looks like a ball of fluff
(you’re probably here because of bts)

guy 1:hey i saw a crow tit yesterday

guy 2:cool

by seal sea January 29, 2019

Mall Crawler

A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.

"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"

by 999WRLD August 2, 2020

Maccas Crawl

A rite of passage undertaken by all true Alphas. The Maccas Crawl, a custom embedded in history, involves participants travelling to all McDonald's in home state or province. It is an ancient tradition created by the Core Four, the four founding fathers of the sacred ritual. Before undertaking said ritual, it is essential for all participants to start with a quick prayer to the Core Four. Once completed the Maccas Crawl participants will then become true men among boys.

Stevo: Hey bro what you doing in Saturday night?
Gazza: Going in a maccas crawl

Clarence: That's really bent
Gazza: I can smell your virginity from here

by CoreFour#3 February 19, 2020

Crowley

Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband. Professional Snakey Snake.

Crowley is a disaster gay.

Yea man. The best disaster.

by RhiadiHasDied August 10, 2019