Steven Crowder

A popular far right wing grifter and casual racist, anti-Semite, xenophobic, homophobic, and transphobic political commentator. He's known for being a douche bag frat bro who wears a gun holster at all times as a means to project fake machismo. He claims to be a great debater, but only debates people who he already knows agree with him and college students who are not used to publicly debating. When confronted by someone who actually knows how to debate (namely Sam Seder), he runs away like the little wimp that he actually is.

Sam Seder: Hi Steven, I'm here to debate you!
Steven Crowder: Oh no Sam Seder's here! What a fucking nightmare!

by Lynch/Fellini July 21, 2021

Caleb Crowder

A professional tennis player located in Indiana. He currently plays for a high-school tennis team but will soon be professional. Caleb Crowder beats Jay Glotzbach any day of the week. Caleb has a very powerful forehand and a quick accurate backhand.

Kid 1: Did you see Caleb Crowder beat Jay Glotzbach last week?
Kid 2: Yes, Caleb Crowder is one of the best tennis players there is…

by JaySlayer December 14, 2022

Crowded Subway

A slang reference to a female or male that is known for their promiscuos sexual activity whereby they openly and willingly allow the frequent use of their vagina and/or their anus for the sexual gratification by many different and multiple partners.

Frank: What's up Broh! What's new?
Stan: I finally got a date with Wendy that works at the Cafe on the first floor?
Frank: Are you kidding me?
Stan: Yea. Why? What's wrong?
Frank: Dude that girl is one Crowded Subway. Better wear a raincoat.
Stan: Well Sh**!

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2014

cowden

The most incest-prone dorm in the country. Three floors of overly sexually active honor students, who's drive for an education has been replaced with the need to bone, blaze, and blackout. A land where sloppy seconds, and even sevenths, are totally okay...

"i went cowden last night..."
"oh ya, who didnt you do?"

by EmilyLaurenSean February 1, 2008

Crowded Loneliness

Feeling lonely even though you're not alone.

"I was in a party of 500 and I felt lonely" or "I was in The walkways of New York but I felt lonely" or "I got my best friends over but I'm feeling lonely" because I had Crowded Loneliness.

by the42project September 6, 2014

David Crowder*Band

1. A christian Rock band
2. performers/creators of O Praise Him, Open Skies, Our Love is Loud, and more
3. The Leader (David Crowder) created the book Praise Habits
4. An awsome band with wonderful music in the lyrics and the tune
5. members: David Crowder, Jason Solley, B-Wack, Mike Hogan, Jack Parker, Mike D.

Did you hear the new David Crowder*Band CD "Sunsets and Sushi"?

by hehe =) March 2, 2005

cock level crowded

When you are riding on an extremely crowded bus and other riders are forced to stand resulting in a cock in your face.

Yo, nigga, I'm not riding on that bus, that shit is cock level crowded.

by Jacid February 26, 2005