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Crotchwatcher

A perverted indivdual who stares at people's crotch area looking for identifiable traces of sexual organs.
Check that crotchwatcher scoping for fanny bulge.
by Rhinestone Souron October 7, 2006
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crotchrot

Happens in hot weather. The crotchal area becomes hot, sweaty and often smelly.
Jeez it was hot yesterday, I got a nasty dose of crotchrot.
by Dusty1 March 21, 2004
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crotchulate

a. 1) get crunk

2) abrv. get it crotch'd

b. 1) crotchulate it - to get the
party started

2) can also mean to have gay sex...
especially when used as an
insult for someone named tyler
hall or when made into the
word "man-crotchulated.

BACKGROUND:
It all started when Tyler Hall
(Tyala)looked at gay porn on my
computer. So then, after telling
many, many people about his
antics, Sam, a comedic genius,
made up the phrase man
crotchulated while we were talking
about him. So the term was quickly
picked up by our peers and
hopefully will be picked up by
others around the world.
a. We came to the party ready to
get it crotch'd.

b. Tyala goes to the gay bar and
keeps it man-crotchulated.
by Zech May 24, 2004
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crouchcritters

crouchcritters are simply crablice or any other foreign critter in or around the pubic area.
"Damn! dat nasty bitch give me her crouchcritters!"
by your ex ho December 18, 2004
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Tom Crotchrane

A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.
You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.
by gregben February 6, 2022
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crotchrot

The phenomenon of a vagina, labia, or clitoris that smells like a dead trout or maybe even a fart. It's is never pleasant to stick your face in, leaves a stink on your fingers for weeks, and usually leaves a little something in your room/bed sheets for a day or two...or more. Common of soccer and hockey players.
I hate the smell of crotchrot. Close your legs, I'm going to vomit.
by Clutterbuck December 22, 2003
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Sabertooth Crotchcricket

Another name for Pubic Lice or Crabs.
Or to insult someone who is extremely hairy or u just dont like!
by Mike Vaughan February 2, 2004
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