crotchrocket

Officially and legally sanctioned form of suicide for cretins.
Illegal and massively dangerous if ridden anywhere near their capacity on public streets, a tremendous waste of expense for the non-suicidal. Insurance companies love them.
Usually, they last about one summer season before they are:
a)Obsolete.
b)a twisted pile of unobtainium.

Wow! That little old lady left-turned in front of that crotchrocket pilot!
Now he's just a streak of strawberry jelly on the asphalt.

by crowbone August 15, 2004

Crotchrocket

This word is used to replace cuss words when you're friends parents are about.

You: Crotchrocket! I just stubbed my toe!
Friends' Mom: Oh, what a nice young man.

by callmesock October 6, 2010

crotchlock

1. adj. the state of getting no sex for a long period of time

JaMarcus ain't called me in forever! I hate when he puts me on crotchlock!

by Sophia April 20, 2005

crotchrocket

motorbike ahahahahahahahha

dude, did u see his crotchrocket

by hobo_on_hastings September 21, 2003

CrotchRocket

It is when someone lights a firework and goes straight to your dick or pussy.

I lighted a firework on my friend's crotch, it's just like a crotchrocket.

by TrollerDefines April 2, 2015