crossbeams

The act of several guys (most commonly only two, due to logistical issues) standing around a toilet and urinating at the same time, often to save time, but also done as a drunken male bonding exercise. When the beams are crossed the Star Wars inspired phrase "I am your father" is often said due to the analogy to a light-sabre fight.

Be careful of spray. Also shouldn't be attempted with too many people at once and you should know/trust the other people, or they might piss all over you.

Also, do not try to recreate the scene where Anakin's arm is cut off.

1) Person1: I gotta go piss.
Person2: Same, but we gotta hurry.....Let's do crossbeams.

2) I am your father!!!

3) It's not the size of the light sabre that counts, but how you fight with it.

by your_father January 12, 2006

crosstaminate

a shortened version of two words; cross contaminate; referencing the food industry

Do not crosstaminate my watermelon with the knife you just used to debone that e-coli chicken.
Health inspectors worry too much about crosstamination.

by jackie morton June 8, 2007

Crossmealing

Mixing different types of meals in the same to-go-box.

"Hey shitbag why are you putting the goddamm macaroni and cheese on my steak you're crossmealing my shit!!!"

by Madman800 September 24, 2016

cussteam

The steam that comes from custard

Wow, your custard is hot. Look at that cussteam.

by BenO1211 June 29, 2019

Crosstale

A piece of shit Undertale AU. I'm 100% sure it was invented to make Ink Sans' life easier

Person 1:Do you like Crosstale Sans?
Person 2:No. That AU is awful

by Pinyon S. Gaster December 11, 2018

crosshead

a person who is bad-tempered; crosspatch.

My friend is a crosshead.

by uttam maharjan June 20, 2011

crossbeam

When one man lays his erect penis over another man's at a right angle. The penis on the bottom provides support to the one on top, like the crossbeam of a building supporting the ceiling.

Bob provided a crossbeam to John, which was a great relief at the end of a long day.

by thejakeman November 22, 2023