crossbeams

The act of several guys (most commonly only two, due to logistical issues) standing around a toilet and urinating at the same time, often to save time, but also done as a drunken male bonding exercise. When the beams are crossed the Star Wars inspired phrase "I am your father" is often said due to the analogy to a light-sabre fight.

Be careful of spray. Also shouldn't be attempted with too many people at once and you should know/trust the other people, or they might piss all over you.

Also, do not try to recreate the scene where Anakin's arm is cut off.

1) Person1: I gotta go piss.
Person2: Same, but we gotta hurry.....Let's do crossbeams.

2) I am your father!!!

3) It's not the size of the light sabre that counts, but how you fight with it.

by your_father January 12, 2006

crossteam

In online gaming, the act of working with your friends on the enemy team to the detriment of your own team.

"I was trying to kill this guy but some crossteaming bitch kept healing him."

by PecosBill May 23, 2003

crossbeam

When one man lays his erect penis over another man's at a right angle. The penis on the bottom provides support to the one on top, like the crossbeam of a building supporting the ceiling.

Bob provided a crossbeam to John, which was a great relief at the end of a long day.

by thejakeman November 22, 2023