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Intersection Crossers

Pl n.: Pompous douchebags who adhere to no traffic laws and think that the words "dont block the box" means free-for-all-clusterfuck.

More commonly known as New York City Jews.
One day I'm going to vent my road rage by mowing down some intersection crossers.

OR

Why isn't that goddamn intersection crosser in a windowless room managing my money?
by DblockGeneral August 19, 2009
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crossfire bullshit

When two or more people try to convince you on something you are not eager to accept. But at some point, you start pretending you are convinced to shut them up.
P1: Jamie and Dave tried to convince me on how good vinegar tastes and how good it is for health.

P2: That's total crap, vinegar sucks.

P1: I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't shut up until I gave up.
P2: Lame, you've been crossfire bullshitted.
by hotelpapah July 6, 2009
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Crossfire

Noun.

1.) An amusing game from the early 90’s with an epic commercial. It is widely believed that everyone who has ever played this has lost every metal ball by now.

2.) A hilarious one-word salutation usually made while drunk that requires no explanation; the Rick Roll of phone calls. If you have to explain Crossfire to them the next day, they probably aren’t worth talking to ever again. Can also be used as a verb when you totally own someone who doesn’t see it coming.
“Hey, wanna play Crossfire?”
“No. What are you, twelve?”

Phone Call

"Hey, sup, dude? Is the weather that bad on the road?"
"…CROSSFIRE!"

*click*

"Goddamnit!"

“Damnit, dude. You knew I had that important interview at 8. Why the hell did you Crossfire me at 2 AM on a Wednesday?”
by Thadeus Thunderwinkle March 19, 2010
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crosser

French Candian slang meaning to masturbate.
It can also mean to be screwed over.
See screwd.
"Lui y s'crosse dans les toilettes publique."
(He masturbates himself in public bathrooms)

"Y m'a crosser esti!"
(He screwed me over!)
by 45665544 January 7, 2006
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CrossFire

A hella fun game that almost a copy of CS counter strike but funner.With there unique Ghost Mode game mode this makes it one of the funniest FREE FPS's out there
Waffle's: dude imma hit up CrossFire get on!

Shamps: Okay
by SteelWaffle August 11, 2009
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Vaginal Crossfire

When You have the fortunate opportunity to Nail more than one Snatch at a time but you Dont know where to start.
Joey was sat in a bar with his girlfriend who is keen to be taken back home tonight when Two lesbians catch him before his trip to the toilet and invite him back to theirs tonight for some "Fun." In the toilet he recieves a call from his ex saying that she wants him to come and fullfill her needs.
The Description of this puzzle going on in his head is called "Vaginal Crossfire"
by ChillieC1990 August 7, 2011
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Coworker Crossfire

When, in a group discourse with a boss, the boss switches subjects and speaks to a single member of the group about which you (and/or the others) have no understanding. Consequently, unwilling to awkwardly leave, one must bear being caught in the crossfire of the two conversing thereby becoming conversational deadweight.
Eric: "So coworker 1 and I have wrapped up the webpage summary"
Boss: Good
Boss (To coworker 1):Did you get that report on the budget for next quarter?
Coworker 1: Yeh but I had a problem with ...
(Eric, having no purpose in the conversation, stands silent in front of the bosses desk)

Later on: "Dude, I just had to bear 10 minutes of Coworker Crossfire in the bosses office"
by AuzzyAus July 22, 2009
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