Crabbage Patch

A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.

That dude was scratching his crabbage patch the whole time he was shopping.

by Dietheinknurse March 28, 2017

Cribbage

Noun:
Ejaculatory fluid

Verb:
1. To engage in passionate sexual intercourse, often ending in (2).
2. To ejaculate on a sexual partner's face.

I totally cribbaged all over that slut's face last night. She was just dripping with cribbage.

by B_Rich October 21, 2009

crabbage

1) A genteic mutation between a crab and a cabbage, creating an evil mutant vegetable with legs, claws and eyes.
2) A crab salad.

1. 'Run for your lives! Godzilla is fighting a crabbage!'
2. 'Hmm, I think I shall go to Marks and Sparks and buy some crabbage.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

Cribbage Weather

Sometimes its a nice day, sometimes shitty, but its always a good day for cribbage.

Alyssa - call your Dad and set up a game!

How’s the weather there. It’s cribbage weather

by AllDavesRock February 26, 2023

cribbage

how pimp your house is

Yo! that kids got mad cribbage!

by ps2knutz July 3, 2007

cribbage

1. someones crib (i.e. home, abode, living space)

Yo, I'm heading over to Michelle's cribbage for the night.

by Liksbalz April 23, 2007

Cribbage

Cribbage (Crib-bitch)The women you been calling bitch at home...Ya home girl, ya old lady, ya gal, ya baby, ya ho! Yes YA HO!

Love 2 b waxing dat ass but my cribbage been ringing my cell like a mother yo!

by Draconious2 December 9, 2007