Cristiano
Girl 1: Cristiano has a big dick
Cristiano by Cristiano329 May 4, 2018
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Cristiano
A really hot Italian guy who also doubles as an amazing soccer player. He's extremely funny and confident once you get to know him. He comes across as shy at first, but is really loud when you get to know him. A Cristiano has girls falling for him left, right, and centre. He's normally really smart but doesn't show it, but it makes him a whole lot hotter. He's extremely popular with his brown fluffy hair and his winning smile. If you find a Cristiano, hold on to him, he's a great find and he'll be with you until the end of the line.
Cristiano Peak
An honest Madrid fan who’s the face of Ronaldo FC. Often admits Messi’s the undisputed goat in his honest tweets
A: *reads peak’s tweet* My idol is finished and Messi’s the goat
B: As you can see Cristiano Peak’s tweets are very honest, he’s an honest Madrid fan.
B: As you can see Cristiano Peak’s tweets are very honest, he’s an honest Madrid fan.
Cristiano Peak by Rtfgjnn October 5, 2021
Cristiano Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo by Wendell_7 October 22, 2020
Cristiano Ronaldo
The greatest footballer player of all time, most commonly known as CR7 because he wears the number 7 shirt. The Portugese left wingere plays for Real Madrid the Spanish football club. About 31 years old and he still performs very well. He can be a bit of a crybaby sometimes and he is very arrogant but overall he is very good. And he has finally beaten the Argentinian right winger Lionel Messi in being the BEST PLAYER EVER!!!!
Is that Cristiano Ronaldo, I think it is, he shoots AND HE SCORES!! What a goal from the Portuges legend Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo by 442oonsFan February 13, 2017
Cristiano Columbus
A popular modern Portuguese explorer who has discovered a lot of small countries like Andorra, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Armenia, Azerbaijan, etc and brought them into limelight.
Cristiano Columbus by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023