In reference to jizzing on your partners face then quickly and unexpectedly putting your ass in front of their nose and igniting a fart
I told him to shoot his load all over my face but before I could open my eyes the bastard did an about face then ripped & lite one and started chanting "Creme Brulee"
by Vulgarvernacular January 21, 2017
When you vomit your insides all over a sink or bathroom floor, forming a nice even coat... like a creme brulee.
by analslayer March 22, 2017
A Creme Brulee (or for the fancy and correct - Crème brûlée) occurs when you ejaculate in your partners mouth and they hold it without swallowing, then you throw pepper in their face until they sneeze and explode a spray of creme brulee all over you.
John blew in Alice's mouth then threw pepper in her face until Alice sneezed an awesome Creme Brulee all over John's happy waiting face.
by Bruleemaster2 April 7, 2010
by J.P. Licks September 1, 2009
Blake used to be so manly but now instead of working out he just pops that dick up in dat booty hole. Creme Brulee anyone?!
by middle_side_turned_up-wise June 26, 2018