Crighton

To have a very small or insignificant penile region, but it's okay because you are very smart and the ladies are just too dumb to recognize a keeper, and would rather go out with jocks who don't care about them.

Maxima: I think imma pop a crighton.
Kylent: Uh..oh, your head is growing by a factor of 4.

by Maxima_Destroyer of women February 19, 2018

Creightonify

1. To make something so excellent that it is fit for Mr. Creighton.
2. To cleanse something of its impurities.

I need to creightonify my self, for I have sinned.

by Ricardoton May 30, 2013

Creighton Universi T bag

Member or members of Creighton University T-bag said person(s).

Kevin pulled a Creighton Universi T bag on Libby.

by HI IM Andrew!@!~~~~~~~!!!@#!@# October 12, 2009

James Crighton

likes 90210 and Justin Bieber, a person who disagrees with everything.
Loves David Cameron

"hes soooo gay".... " nah man hes just james crighton"

by LdotEvans October 19, 2011

Omaha Creighton Prep

A school consisting of all boys! Considered “rich”. Huge rival is Westside. Prep is known for being the school with drug tests. A kid or two have even broken their fingers to get out of the test! They have also done some school shenanigans to their rival Omaha Westside Highschool. This includes painting their courage rock. And sending them cupcakes because of the incident there.

Oh we play Omaha Creighton Prep this week, we not gon let up and we finna stomp on their throats.

by Omahahighschoolcritic October 2, 2019

pulling a Creighton

Cancelling plans just to go play Minecraft instead.

X: Why didn’t he go have fun with us?
Y: Yeah, he likes pulling a Creighton.

by max602 May 31, 2022

Crightbaby

A put down for those on the political right offended by inclusion, tolerance and diversity.

Why did they need to put all the female characters in one shot in Avengers Endgame? It's so forced and unnecessary.
Relax, Crightbaby, it's 0.05% of the film.

by Armedandfairlywellequipped May 23, 2019