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Creebler

Weirdos who usually hang out on, around or under bridges or parks. Notorious for spare-changing or "spanging", daylight intoxication, bumming cigarettes, selling illicit substances, wearing dirty clothing, smelling, or wearing WalMart brand wannabe designer brand knock-offs. Creeblers are well-versed in hobo-mannerisms and adapt well to any situation involving 40ozs, Marijuana cigarettes or mixed rips aka "Mixers". Creeblers have no age limit and no income requirements, in fact the less income you have, the more Creebley you become.

n. I am a Creebler
v. Let's Creeble
a. How Creebley is that?!
Example: The other day I went for a walk across the Guerneville Bridge and ran into a fellow Creebler...

Creebler: "Hey bro. What's up dawg?"
Me: "Wow... Not much man... Where is everybody?"
Creebler: "Aww... There's some fools down in the park..."
Me: "Aight then..."

Upon arriving across the Guerneville bridge and into the park I discovered a group of Creeblers Creeblin out and drinking Four Lokos. Good times was had.
by OldManSteve July 28, 2012
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Stoners creed

Stoners...are a group people who get high together.(we are not that group that gets so high we lie cheat kill and steal to get high if your doing any of that your a fuck up not a stoner)..stoners are seekers..we are on some kind of journey...and seeking others that understand us..we figure our motto let's get high and gain some knowledge from one another..we like to chill..and be accepted we are family..even if we only meet once..we have one common in common..
CREED..AN UNSPOKEN RULE..if at any point u were a stoner and you were in the family...,,YOU DO NOT POINT A FINGER AT YOUR STONER FAMILY MEMEBER. .Creed is the rule of the golden oath of the stoner family we do not throw another under a bus..if you knew that stoner 20 years ago or yesterday....even if you become enemies..it's the respect of the stoner family...no one of us is better than the other..
Stoner creed..is the unspoken oath (a wink wink)I will never tell your family your friends your kids none of ur private business i will never tell what i know about you not now not in 20 years no matter how much we change or dont even like each other ..we know we just needed each other during that moment in time...forever and ever keeping our mouths shut..unbreaking trust
Stoners creed an unspoken oath of silence forever and ever
by PRETTY IN COPPER February 5, 2017
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Assassin's Creed Obsession

A person with an Assassin's Creed obsession can be seen from a mile away. This person tends to wear hoodies, look mysterious and randomly insert qoutes into conversations, such as: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted". Having this type of obsession will cause laughter, tears, pain and joy. When your whole life revolves around this game, everything will seem unimportant in comparison. The female obsessed will often cry themselves to sleep as they realise they can never be with Altair, Ezio, Connor or Desmond. The male obsessed will cry themselves to sleep knowing that they can never be as badass as the characters mentioned earlier. When a player reaches the end of these games, they will be left in tears, shock or just sit there dumbfounded for a few days. Sometimes they'll even re-evaluate their entire existence. These games let many escape from their own boring and miserable lives and let them live in the world of Desmond Miles and his awesome ancestors. If you did not understand anything in this defintion, unfortunately you are not obsessed and it is advised you play these games immediately as you are not living a badassery life.
Friend: Hey dude, what's up? Why are you crying?
Me: Assassin's creed revelations ended and my life is over. I have such an Assassin's Creed Obsession.

Mother: Darling? Are you okay? Is it a boy?
Me: Yes, Ezio loves Sophia and Cristina and practically everyone else, but not ME! My life is over.

Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna come over and have some fun?

Me: No sorry, I'm jamming assassins creed. Besides, Desmond is fucking sexy so I can just pretend to have fun with him instead.

Friend: Holy shit bro did you get Assassin's creed 3 yet, It's AMAZEBALLZ!!
Friend 2: You shit, my life is over because I didn't pre-order it. Tell me what happend!! No wait, don't. No tell me. No DON'T. NO SPOILERS. AHHH MY LIFE IS CONFLICTED WITH THE LOVE FOR THE CREED.
by Jade606 November 19, 2012
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Shelgoat creed

Shelgoat Creed is the greatest racecar driver ever. He OWNS fraudulent drivers like Dale earnhardt, Richard petty, jimie johnson airton sena & Lewis FRAUDmilton. Every single driver go to sleep dreaming about being Shelgoat Creed and when they wake up they apologize.
Shelgoat Creed is the driver with most wins in SST history. He is also the 2018 ARCA champion & 2020 NASCAR GANDER RV & OUTDOORS TRUCK SERIES CHAMPION
Yesterday I got assigned to do a PROJECT with the MOST POPULAR GIRL in my CLASS. We were STUDYING when she GRABBED my phone to check the time! She then saw my SHELGOAT CREED background! She INSTANTLY grabbed my dong & JERKED me in class! Thank you SHELGOAT CREED!!
by SHELGOAT CREED January 30, 2023
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Credence Barebone

Arguably the best character from fantastic beasts and where to find them.

Is also the most adorable cinnamon role, even though he has a less than glamorous haircut.

Most commonly shipped with Graves
"Omg did you see Ezra Miller as Credence Barebone in fantastic beasts!?"
"Yeah he's my favourite character!"
by IEatPancakesAfterDarkOnTues December 29, 2016
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www.creedthoughts.gov\creedthoughts

A website mentioned in "The Office", set up by Ryan Howard for Creed Bratton that is actually a word document where Creed publishes his thoughts.
Creed: www.creedthoughts.gov\creedthoughts. Check it out.

Ryan: (to cameraman) Last year Creed asked me to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened a word document on his computer and put an address on top.
by maya with the papayas January 12, 2018
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