creamymoon 

When your future spouse fucks you at your honeymoon

Let’s have a creamymoon

creamymoon by ThatOneGuy2200 April 23, 2021

Gooch Cream 

Cream that you use to put on your gooch when it itches, burns, or is irritated. irritation could possibly be from excessive scratching or thong burn.

Kaitlin needed me to go to target to get her Ponds, water and gooch cream... for her gooch!

Gooch Cream by Authorrr April 15, 2009

Goose cream soap

Goose Cream Soap (noun)

1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.

2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.

**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.

Example: "Last night I goose cream soaped your sister—now her shower’s clogged with feathers, and she won’t stop waddling.”

Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."

Goose cream soap by LittlestB90 May 13, 2025

Goonbeam Ice Cream 

When you nut in a cup, freeze it, and eat or serve it. Can also happen by fucking a bowl or cone of ice cream.

“Benson Boone must be having some goonbeam ice cream tonight after a fire rule 34 session.”

Goonbeam Ice Cream by pootypootytangtang September 12, 2025