skin color crayon

Refers to a tan color of crayon.

White Boy: "Hey Demarcus, you should use the skin color crayon."

Demarcus: "Fuck you Ethan."

White Boy "Oops."

"OH BOY, am I excited to use my skin color crayon."

by WDOG November 23, 2019

Smooth brained crayon eating ape

Retail investors who invested in GameStop. They demanded a change from the SEC to ban PFOF(Payment for order flow) which was invented by Bernie Madoff and used by Citadel and company to manipulate markets. drsgme.org

Smooth brained crayon eating apes are making DD's on r/Superstonk.

by fellowApe June 11, 2022

shit crayon

No matter how many times you wipe, the paper keeps coming up brown.

I thought I was done wiping, but, the Shit Crayon strikes again.

by scoyle1994 March 29, 2016

sperm crayon

when you jack off and release sperm, then draw on a piece of paper with your dick to create a picture

Nico was really horny in science class so he decided to try "sperm crayon". He jacked off really hard until he released his liquids and then drew a picture of a vagina on the paper.

by lickmycock March 15, 2014

Stubby red crayon

the term used to describe a penis after all night 'HARD' sex.

god i fucked her so hard last night, my penis looks like a Stubby red crayon!

by swan19 March 1, 2010

Skin Crayon

An unsafe motorcyclist who will soon metamorphose and become a long red blotch of entrails on the pavement.

Say Mary... do you think that red asphalt was from a 'Skin Crayon'? I saw a biker hauling ass and splitting the lanes a second ago... it seems likely to me.

by Roqua October 25, 2008

j'aibe soin d'un crayon

In french it means "I want a pencil," but when used by Andre Nickatina it means "I have been doing crown"

Catch me if you can...j'aibe soin d'un crayon, which would really mean Catch me if you can...I been doin' crown

by The Hen February 27, 2005