Uncle Craven

The one uncle you have that is always drunk and slurs. This is a fellow that always wants a hug at a family get together and reeks of alcohol.

"Give your Uncle Craven a big motherfucking hug"
-Your Uncle Craven

by Chrisc09 November 11, 2009

Craven Morehead

A distant cousin of Hugh Jorgan, Pat McCrotch, and Phil McCraken. He is also related (distantly)to his Chinese cousins Chu-sum Wang and Creamof Sum yung guy

Who's Craven Morehaead, you are!

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 30, 2003

Sam Craveiro Shake

When you poop into a blender fill it with water then drink it as a protein shake.

i just drank my first sam craveiro shake

by kyrieirvingforthreeeeeee December 5, 2019

John Craven

The act of drinking 3 pints of beer (lager, bitter, stout etc) without going to the toilet until the 3rd pint is finished. (1 UK pint = 568.2ml).

In the pub, sink 3rd full pint, desperate for a piss, stand up to go and announce "I've just done a John Craven".
Keep it under your hat until complete - your drinking companions will be green with envy.

No idea where this definition comes from, but John Craven was a popular children's television news presenter on the BBC in the UK 1972-1989.

by Scott Hatton September 5, 2008

Craven Morehead

apparently Trebek is

by Alex March 10, 2003

Makes My Ass Crave Buttermilk

The reaction your ass has when someone does something so amazingly retarded and annoying you don't know what to do with your self.

Damn, Johnny was supposed clean the bathroom floor but all he did was smear the shit around! That makes my ass crave buttermilk!

by thefozinator October 29, 2011

crybaby crave

a drama account on twitter for melanie martinez fans. kinda problematic but it’s not their fault cause they just post what people tell them to. lowkey love them but they should reveal themselves 🥴👉👈

“did you see what happened today?”
“no what was it”
“check Crybaby Crave”

by melsblink May 27, 2020