The stage passed drunk. When you are so wasted you cant feel your face and you hook yourself up to a life support cause you cant be bothered to breathe.
by springyjeff February 24, 2006

To moon someone, with the addition of the spreading of one's asscheeks, revealing their asshole with the moon.
Person 1: Did he just moon you?
Person 2: No, he spread 'em and I saw his hairy asshole. He cratered me.
Person 2: No, he spread 'em and I saw his hairy asshole. He cratered me.
by mustangman626 October 29, 2014

by anon5105 December 3, 2010

by Light Joker November 27, 2004

by Steve The Queen July 24, 2006

when you fist someone's ass and you pull your fist out and their butthole is still gaping resembling a crater
by afafaf October 4, 2006
