dirty cartography table

To have sexual intercourse with a cartographer from minecraft. Upon climax both simultaneously loudly shout the villager noise. Hmmmmm

Her trades were to expensive so I gave her the Dirty cartography table.

by Hdjdjnrj February 13, 2021

Cryptography

The science of making big data even bigger.

Girl: What would big data tell you about the past?
Boy: Before or after applying cryptography?
Girl: You are foolish.

by prg023 May 30, 2016

catography

The art taking photos of your precious kitty.

Catography: The art taking photos of your precious kitty.

"Britt has really taken cartography to a new level with her recent expose' featuring Mr. Kittums re-enacting scenes from classic movies."

by K blunt August 12, 2016

Cartography

The art of taking pictures from inside a car.

It takes much skill to master the art of cartography. (TRUE FACT)

by BetterDenYou December 2, 2016

Cryptographic nonce

A pedophile who is skilled in encryption and code-breaking.

A cryptographic nonce was arrested but released because his laptop was password-protected.

by gcsnelgar September 15, 2016

craptographer

A craptographer is a person involved in the development of crapto algorithms, cryptographic algorithms that contain so-called "back doors" to allow government agencies to access the information they encrypt.

Hi, nice to meet you, I'm a craptographer.

by Aranad October 9, 2016

Cryptography

Defined as one whom captures images of crypto

Only an OG cryptographer can take such cryptography

by Not Eliii September 2, 2021