The Bavarian Illuminati have secretly ruled the world as a cryptocracy since their foundation in 1776.
by Adam W Haupt May 19, 2009
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Often convinced to vote for a particular party with buzz words or hot phrases with ease, rather than persuaded with logic.
Often convinced to vote for a particular party with buzz words or hot phrases with ease, rather than persuaded with logic.
YOU: "So, the Tories no longer hold the same views towards taxes as they once did, albeit this recession is largely to blame. All the same, it'll be UKIP for me this year. What do you think?"
CHAV 1: "Me? I'm votin' BNP, innit. Dat leader bloke is wellll fit."
CHAV 2: "Innit."
CHAV 3: "Innit."
YOU: "Democracy? More like Chavocracy."
CHAV 1: "Me? I'm votin' BNP, innit. Dat leader bloke is wellll fit."
CHAV 2: "Innit."
CHAV 3: "Innit."
YOU: "Democracy? More like Chavocracy."
by BattleSnake January 5, 2010
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When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.
by steve austin July 22, 2004
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A legislative body is selected by random means.
This body contains people of all sexes and ages.
A civil service will advise this legislative body.
One half of those chosen will be replaced by
random means every few years.
invented by Peter J. Carroll
and published in his book PsyberMagick
A legislative body is selected by random means.
This body contains people of all sexes and ages.
A civil service will advise this legislative body.
One half of those chosen will be replaced by
random means every few years.
invented by Peter J. Carroll
and published in his book PsyberMagick
In some countries democracy has become stagnant and tyrannical so chaocracy is here to save the day. When can we start??
by Elway7779 November 27, 2013
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If I had a crapocalypse brewing, and the manager said I couldn't use the bathroom, I'd squat in a corner, mud the place up and wipe my runny arse with the merchandise.
by Gogigyeopbbang and fries August 19, 2004
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The after effects of when someone mullikins an entire table of food in one sitting. It will not be pretty for that toilet.
by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018
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