crapidation

An advanced state of fear or uneasiness about the future or a future event that leaves one with irritable bowel syndrom; beyond trepidation.

Bob: The regional manager wants me to put in for this promotion and sadly, I think I'm likely to get the job.

Sue: That's great news, right? You don't sound too pleased.

Bob: Well, the pay is much better but I'll have to manage a bunch of slackers that all hate me. I was so nervous about it today that I sharted myself.

Sue: Bummer, it sounds like you are harboring some serious crapidation over the whole thing.

by His Majesty, The Quickness August 5, 2010

Crapsident

Inadvertently crapping yourself while coughing, sneezing, or farting.

When I coughed, I had a crapsident.

by Kem mic February 20, 2018

Bland Crapids

Slang for the city of Grand Rapids. Home of the conservative, dutch, the conservative dutch, hipsters and everyone in between.

See also:

Grand Raggedy
Bland Rapids
Grand Crapids
armpit of the universe

I hate going to Bland Crapids.

by JenThe80'sFan August 6, 2004

crapnit

used to describe anything (situations, people, objects etc...)that is not as good as something else - but not to be taken super seriously / used in a joking way /

EXAMPLE: "I want to listen to the radio but all they play is crapnit"

"She is just a crapnit - but she is cool - Call her up and see what she is doing tonight"

by johnny crapnit February 16, 2004

Cranidos

A pokemon that is modeled after the dinosaur Pachycephalosaurus (pak-ee-SEF-ah-lo-sawr-us.) This pokemon is small and had a blue hard dome which he rams mufuckas wit. Nigga is tough and eevolvs into Rampardos who an even badder muhfuck.

Yo nigga, my bowl looks like the pokemon, Cranidos.

by Wur-rem-eye May 27, 2009

crapids

Intense, fast moving feces to the effect of class five rapids.
The sudden need to find a place to dump.

Dude, that burrito I had last night gave me crapids into the wee hours of the morning!

by sheepyone December 22, 2008

crapnime

A low quality japanese creation called anime.But because it's crappy,it's a crapnime.

christian:you'd better watch anime cause they are passionant,they're fascinating me...this is my hobby
ionel:i hate japan,i especially hate their language,i fkin hate their stubbornness to convince the people to like the japanese culture to support them,particulary their cheezy creations (crapnimes).
christian:oh ionel,i thought you like them,i'm not upset on you ,but i'm really disappointed to hear that you hate japan :(

by rebel25 June 20, 2011