capatronies

a lie so big that it can’t consider it a cap.

“ayo emily just gave the best head”
“that’s capatronies her head game is trash”

by AlexMacBook🦕✨ April 14, 2020

crapton

A unit of measure. A ridiculously large amount. Used to describe quantities in otherwise unfathomable amounts.

Erica, I love you heapsofscads.

Brendan, I love you a whole crapton.

by gogreen626 June 4, 2014

Craptonite

An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.

Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"

by AzureLupine March 24, 2009

Crapton

How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.

"My favorite Eric Crapton songs are Rayra and Ray Down Sarry."

by Sir Pennyfeather February 16, 2010

El Crapitán

The largest piece of floating crap in a shit archipelago.

See also; The Craptain of the Shit

After three flushes, it looks like El Crapitán still wont let go of the bowl.

by Edward K Monahan March 13, 2009

Crapifornia

What people who hate california refer to it as

I was unfortunately born in the Crapifornia

by Andrew David Hernandez July 1, 2008

Crapton

A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.

For Star Jones to get that fat, she must have eatten a crapton of fried chicken.

by Mike Calhoun December 25, 2005