Crappola

Crap that has delusions of grandeur.

This new cell phone is crappola. It takes pictures and plays music, but it does not make phone calls because it can't get a signal!

by Pierre1027 February 20, 2007

crapioca

Really bad tapioca pudding.

We had steak for dinner and crapioca for dessert.

by Circushead July 4, 2006

crappola

A polite way for a lady to say shit, crap, or I've had enough of this situation.

You scared the crappola out of me.
I cannot take anymore of your crappola.
The crappola in the toilet floats.
Oh, crappola, I dropped the keys in the crapper.
Let the crappola hit the floor.

by heartunes May 21, 2013

crapolaman

(noun) A male who takes a lot of shits.

Crapolaman1 on aim sure does take a lot of shits.

by crapolaman September 6, 2003

crapola

Best thing to say when your crayola crayons break.

*crayon breaks*
Me: What company made this, crapola?

by Falldeadangels May 14, 2005

crapola

A name brand of breakfast cereal, "Crapola" is cranberry apple granola made in Ely, Minnesota.

"Mom, can we have Crapola for breakfast again?"

by Regular Customer July 4, 2009

crapola

The name that is used to difine the eventuality of every Toyota Corolla ever made. The transformation from "Corolla" to "Crapola" can take up to 10 years, or sooner if the vehicle is involved in a horrific accident.

Mike payed $550 for a Toyota Crapola.

by Timmay From Sac May 2, 2005