crapnap

When you pretend to take a dump at work just to sleep in the stall.

After lunch, I took a 20-minute crapnap. Boy, was that refreshing!

by McLandshark March 22, 2007

craphat

Military slang used by members of the parachute regiment to denote what they class as lesser regiments.
Taken from the fact that they wear the coveted Maroon beret that no-one else wears.

what the f*ck does he know hes a f*cking craphat

by Mikka September 21, 2007

Crapapalooza

A whole new meaning to the word Crap...

"Crapapalooza thats a big school"

by HarryPotterFREAK August 18, 2009

craphammers

An expression of minor disgust or dismay.

Oh craphammers! I pissed myself again!

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

crapmapper

One who maps like crap. (bland textures, shitty lighting, hallway-room-hallway-room layout)

M@: idiotic bot pathing
Beta: crapmapper

by legacyco March 3, 2004

Craphatch

synonym for asshole, poop chute, bung hole, etc. Brown starfish.

dude, the other day your sister bent over wearing that sundress and I swear I could see her craphatch.

by mattdub July 9, 2009

crapápins

crap happens; used when an inevitably negative event occurs

CSM: What will we say when they ask why this didn't work as expected?

TD: crapápins

by Spockitator February 10, 2010