craptits

Noun

1: A likable but silly and/or foolish person (friendly connotation).

2: An exclamation of surprise, sudden interest or excitement.

(Origin: thought to have first been coined at Hamilton College or by Hamilton College graduates at the beginning of the 21st century.)

1. "Hey craptits, did you just shart?"

2. "Holy craptits, this morning in the locker room gym I witnessed a man lubing up from head to toe!"

by Stevedor May 4, 2010

Crabtits

A very pasty individual who rarely washes, hordes rapidily depreciating cars and wears flannel.

"Have a look at the horrid crabtits person, he/she makes me want to vomit"

by Dr. Know-everything December 7, 2009

craptism

The act of throwing water over the stall wall onto someone taking a dump in a public restroom.

"Why is Scott all drenched?"
"He was craptized earlier while throwing down brown."
"I love a good craptism."

by d'rof71 July 26, 2007

craptismal

A tri-compound word (crap+craptastic/fantasic+abysmal) used to desribe extreme annoyance.

My work browser is craptismally annoying! It keeps shutting down as if my workplace doesn't want me to toggle between the 10+ open work docs, sharepoint pages, email, lotus notes & FB at will. Not sure why since it most-assuredly uses more bandwith & resource time to continuously shut down the window, restart, get annoyed, get resentful, spend more fb time than workdoc time... -just sayin.

by CunningLinguistic July 22, 2011

crapápins

crap happens; used when an inevitably negative event occurs

CSM: What will we say when they ask why this didn't work as expected?

TD: crapápins

by Spockitator February 10, 2010

crapetite

When you're really just jonesing for a poop.

Do you know if they have a bathroom in there? I've got a real crapetite worked up.

by Gary Craptree October 16, 2013

Crapacity

1> To be full of crap.

2> To reach the fullest extent of inane subject matter.

3> To fill something with useless objects.

I think that message thread has reached its crapacity. I was moving my apartment and had to take several trips because my car reached its crapacity quickly. I've reached my crapacity in collecting trolls.

by dmpawley March 26, 2003