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Cranberry Flem

Exactly what it sounds like. The red-purple sputum that is a mixture of cranberry pulp and the excess mucus caused by irritation from drinking the acidic juice. Similar substances can come out of drinking lemon or grapefruit juice, but those tend to be a less alarming and therefore noteworthy color.
"Holy shit, did you just cough up blood?!"
"No, that's just cranberry flem; I drank some cranberry juice earlier"
"Oh... Gross"
by depressedannie September 9, 2016
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Cranberrying

Name relating to the late Dolores O'Riordan , former lead singer from the pop-rock band The Cranberries . Cranberrying is generally when a public figure or person of note passes away. All of a sudden "friends" and "fans" come out of the woodwork to mourn the death of this person they never mentioned they were a fan of prior to their death.
Oh for gods sake...Aimee, who never once mentioned David Bowie in the 13 years I knew her is suddenly painted up like Aladin Sane with Bowies discography on loop for the past week. Total Cranberrying!

Have you seen the Cranberrying all over social media this week? Everyone is all of a sudden Anthony Bourdains biggest fan!
by Mystic Orange Peel December 4, 2018
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Sprite Cranberry

The best elixir of them all. It's said it manifests it's power in the consumers, and if you aren't worthy of it, you will get obliterated.
Want a Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh.) - Lebron James and the musician from Sprite's 'Sprite Cranberry' advertisement.
by rufoosy December 16, 2018
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Chanderpokle

Kulpinder is a chanderpokle
by Paramleetmeet April 5, 2009
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cranberry bubble up

The red period clots and blood that bubble up the labia as the result of a fart.
Hey Friend! Would you happen to have an extra maxi pad? I had cranberry bubble up!
by REO Skeetwagon January 28, 2023
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Cranberry juice

Used to make girls vagina taste sweeter
Dude my girl started drinking cranberry juice
by Riley hind June 23, 2019
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Sprite Cranberry

Sprite Cranberry is the Alpha drink in the consumer of beverages. Sprite Cranberry will destroy your digestive system. It's so fucking good.
"DUDE I'M GONNA FUCKING sprite cranberry YOUR ASS CHEEKS!"
by The Great King DeDeDe December 5, 2018
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