crappola

A whole load of crap. Not to be confused with shitload.

What's all this crappola?

by Shithead April 7, 2003

crayola crapola

Occurs when a small peice of feces becomes wedged between the buttcheeks; despite endless wiping it will continue to leave fecal matter on the toilet paper. Continuous wiping results in turd being rubbed down like the tip of a crayon.

I could have written a novel on toilet paper with that crayola crapola I just took.

by Mike Mullin September 4, 2006

Crappola

Crap that has delusions of grandeur.

This new cell phone is crappola. It takes pictures and plays music, but it does not make phone calls because it can't get a signal!

by Pierre1027 February 20, 2007

crappola

A polite way for a lady to say shit, crap, or I've had enough of this situation.

You scared the crappola out of me.
I cannot take anymore of your crappola.
The crappola in the toilet floats.
Oh, crappola, I dropped the keys in the crapper.
Let the crappola hit the floor.

by heartunes May 21, 2013

Crampulation

Verb:-The result/act of spontaneous and unforeseen cramp during sex, resulting in immediate and powerful ejaculation.

Also:- Crampulated (A Past Crampulation)

"Sex would have been great if it wasn't or that damn crampulation of mine"
"OhGoshDarn I crampulated all over Cindy's face"
"I was having an amazing time until I crampulated"

by PassTheMayo September 5, 2014

crapolaman

(noun) A male who takes a lot of shits.

Crapolaman1 on aim sure does take a lot of shits.

by crapolaman September 6, 2003

crapola

Best thing to say when your crayola crayons break.

*crayon breaks*
Me: What company made this, crapola?

by Falldeadangels May 14, 2005