by #amazing7 March 22, 2017
by mjl317 October 27, 2006
A mental, or physical list of the girls at a party, from hottest to ugliest. The practitioner of the craigslist will then attempt to hook up with the hottest girl, if unsuccessful, move to the girl second in line, and so on. The craiglist is only complete when a successful hookup is made.
Joel: "I'm in need of a wheel tonight, I better pull a craigslist"
Craig: "good call, i did that last night"
Craig: "good call, i did that last night"
by D-cucci July 11, 2008
A website that makes people inherently dumber. Used as a way to post advertisements for the selling of items and services, it is now overrun with the stupid. Any description of an item is completely ignored, and subsequent idiotic questioning follows. In the off-chance that someone actually gets to the point of making an offer for an item, any listed price is ignored and a low-ball offer is made. A trade may also be offered, whether or not this has been mentioned as an alternative to cash payment. The idiocy is not entirely limited to the buyer, as there are many occasions where a seller is contacted and then has no idea what they are selling. Because there are so many stupid people on Craigslist, many scams have been set up to take advantage of this. There are multiple types of schemes in place to try to take these people's money, often successfully. Despite Craigslist's best efforts and numerous warnings against these scams, most users are often too dense to realize that they are about to be financially raped, and possibly physically as well as there are many listings for sexual encounters.
Buyer: "Yo you got that gixxer for sale on Craigslist bro?"
Seller: "It's not a Suzuki GSX-R, it's a Honda CBR1000. Yes I'm still selling it for $5,500."
Buyer: "Alright yo, so you'll take $2000 then?"
Seller: "No."
Buyer: "What about a set of Bridgestone tires?"
Seller: "No."
Example 2
Buyer: "Hi I'm calling about the motorcycle you have listed on Craigslist. Is it still for sale?"
Seller: "What motorcycle?"
Buyer: "You have a 2007 Suzuki listed for $4800 on Craigslist. Is it still for sale or is it sold?"
Seller: "......."
Buyer: "So you didn't list a 2007 Suzuki for $4800?"
Seller: "Oh yeah yeah yeah my bad bro. Nah it's sold."
Seller: "It's not a Suzuki GSX-R, it's a Honda CBR1000. Yes I'm still selling it for $5,500."
Buyer: "Alright yo, so you'll take $2000 then?"
Seller: "No."
Buyer: "What about a set of Bridgestone tires?"
Seller: "No."
Example 2
Buyer: "Hi I'm calling about the motorcycle you have listed on Craigslist. Is it still for sale?"
Seller: "What motorcycle?"
Buyer: "You have a 2007 Suzuki listed for $4800 on Craigslist. Is it still for sale or is it sold?"
Seller: "......."
Buyer: "So you didn't list a 2007 Suzuki for $4800?"
Seller: "Oh yeah yeah yeah my bad bro. Nah it's sold."
by Benrama34 March 24, 2014
American classified advertisements website with sections devoted to jobs, housing, for sale, items wanted, services, community, gigs, résumés, and discussion forums.
by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
The state of being so bored that one ends up surfing Craig's List and other such websites in search of odd jobs, disgusting offers, and anything that catches the eye.
Example one: "Yeah I was stuck inside all day. I got so bored I ended up Craigslisting it for hours."
by DaddyLeggs March 10, 2009
A harmless prank or a devestating way to bombard someones cell/or house phone to the point of it being changed..
This act is done by posting an appealing add on craigslist whether it be an awesome job or an expensive item for free and inserting a friends name and number then watch as their phone is bombarded for hours by stupid craigslist people in search of a deal.
-This prank was created in 2009 by an orlando man named wally and co-created by his friend eric...
-It took very little time for this prank to be spread all around florida and eventually the whole united states
This act is done by posting an appealing add on craigslist whether it be an awesome job or an expensive item for free and inserting a friends name and number then watch as their phone is bombarded for hours by stupid craigslist people in search of a deal.
-This prank was created in 2009 by an orlando man named wally and co-created by his friend eric...
-It took very little time for this prank to be spread all around florida and eventually the whole united states
(1) That really pisses me off how he is ducking my calls....I'm gonna craigslistng craigslist him real good!
(2) I'm bored, let's craigslisting craigslist matt! I'll put up an add on the free section in craigslist saying that he's gonna give away a free canoe with his house number! Yeah that will fix his wagon!
(2) I'm bored, let's craigslisting craigslist matt! I'll put up an add on the free section in craigslist saying that he's gonna give away a free canoe with his house number! Yeah that will fix his wagon!
by Mister itchy September 23, 2009