Chatsterbation

The act of talking to someone via phone, internet, or from the other room, while pleasuring your self.

Steve(on phone): hey dude whats up
Chad: not much dude how bout you
Steve: my girlfriend's flippin out cause....
Chad:(backround:YEAH MHHHM I LIKE THAT, FUCK YEAH)go on
Steve: dude is that porno? ARE YOU JERKING OFF! DUDE THATS GROSS.
Chad: O come on theres nothing wrong with chatsterbation, now whats your problem.....

by stuffed pepper March 28, 2008

Crasterbation

The art of evasively jerking off in a high school computer lab.

Look at that guy in the computer lab wacking it to gay porn! He has definitely mastered the art of Crasterbation...

by Crassmaster9000 September 16, 2014

craftsterbating

Pinning multitudes of craft tutorials and projects to boards on Pinterest.com with no intention of ever making anything.

I'm craftsterbating so hard today — Martha Stewart AND Design Sponge put out these amazing tutorials for awesome crafts that I SO am going to make someday.

by thechimes December 17, 2012

Crafterbation

The making of arts or crafts for one's own benefit or pleasure. Usually, but not always to the point of completion of that project. Crafterbation may involve hands, fingers, tools, everyday objects, and/or special supplies.

Jane doesn't sell or give away her crafts. She only makes stuff because she enjoys a healthy level of crafterbation.

by Jane Sawyer Makes April 27, 2023