craptastrophe

when you bend over, pick something up that is heavy, and subsequently shit yourself right on the scene.

i bent over, picked up that heavy bar and shat my pants like my name was suzy crapster. what a craptastrophe

by devlin mcstrain February 15, 2009

Cracktastrophy

When a crack dealer or a crack Fein has misplaced or spilled their crack.

It was a cracktastrophy.

by Kootneypook November 26, 2019

cocktastrophe

So many men with penises, not including Wendy Williams, in the same room that their is about to be a catastrophe. Cocktastrophes have lead to some of the worst fights and wars in the history of the world. Including Kim and Nene fighting on real houswives of Atlanta.

There are so many men in that room that there is about to be a cocktastrophe. This is the same as a Vagaster buy with cocks.

by asperger's September 5, 2012

craptastrophe

When something goes terribly wrong and makes a gigantic mess that, typically, one individual is left to clean up. As parents of babies and small children know, this phrase has a literal meaning. Small children occasionally have explosive bowel movements which, literally, leaves poo everywhere. This phrase is also a family-friendly replacement to "sh*$ hit the fan," which presumably is only a figurative statement.

1. Johnny woke up in the middle of the night with a stomach bug. It was a real craptastrophe!

There was a craptastrophe at work. My project completely disappeared from my computer.

by ProfDAR September 24, 2014

crabtastrophe

When a crab or another creature with claws pinches the tip of a male genitalia.

"OW shit! That crab just cased me a crabtastrophe!"

by TTV_Creampie March 17, 2023