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Crackcident

The unintentional exposure of one's butt cleavage while bending over in low-rise jeans.
Bob saw Becky bending down to grab her purse and couldn't help but notice she was having a crackcident.
by Michaeladt January 8, 2009
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Cocksident

Something your penis made you do, or something you did with your penis that you regret.
I didn't mean to have sex with your best friend, that was a cocksident.

Or, for a kid,

Sorry mom, I didn't mean to pee all over the bathroom floor. It was a cocksident.
by Bigyahu July 28, 2010
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crackccident

dude i dropped and smashed this big ass fruit bowl last night .. it was a crackccident
by boogadan May 2, 2019
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craccident

situation in which blackberry ("crackberry") user runs into someone or something because he/she is focused on reading or texting and not paying attention to the world and surrounding environment.
I had a craccident at the Starbucks yesterday while tyring to respond to my client and drink my double espresso, and ended up denting my fender.
by vegasmp October 9, 2008
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Crackcident

This is when you smoked way to much crack and you have to stay away from people for a while till you come back down to earth or people can understand what your saying
Where's Tina, oh she's at the Emergency Psych Unit recovering, I think she had a crackcident.
by ememememememememememem August 30, 2007
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Crackcident

When you crack a cold one and accidentally crack 8 more
I went to crack a cold one, then had a crackcident and finished the whole case!
by Shiftybusiness September 26, 2018
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Crackcident

n. Unfortunate occurance when an adlay fumbles the glass BBQ, and the gronk dog drops it.
Simmo just had a crackcident with my sweetie.
by WordleGirl January 3, 2026
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