Crankoncile

To make a problem or dilema right with crystal meth.

Dude, I burned his trailer house down. Ill have to crankoncile this foul deed.

by Pseudo Morals October 20, 2018

Cracksnackler

Someone who eats ass with such gusto that the friction from their face on the hairy crack region causes razor burns

The rash on that chicks face is from being a cracksnackler

by Davedale August 6, 2019

crackin open a cold one with the boys

The ancient ritual of opening an ice cold beer with the boys. One of the most important moments of a boys life.

Sorry honey Saturday's are for crackin open a cold one with the boys

by 420yourmom May 30, 2017

cracking hips

Similar to rubbing elbows, cracking hips means hanging out in a casual way with people you are friends with or know.

Ellen and I were just cracking hips the other day when I was in the office; it was so much fun.

by csg19 February 28, 2020

flap cracking

The act of pouring pancake batter down your butt crack, heating up a curling iron and sticking it between your buttchecks to make flapjacks.

My wife and I did some flap cracking last night. It was sexy and delicious.

I can't get off anymore unless we do some flap cracking beforehand.

by borc June 19, 2021

CrackFone

A nickname for the prepaid wireless provider TracFone, as their pricing scheme is similar to the way a crack dealer peddles his wares. They get you hooked with an inexpensive phone, then you find out their airtime cards are one of the most costly (per minute) in the wireless industry. Due to their high cost of use, CrackFones are popular with infrequent cell phone users. They're also popular with kids who can't actually afford a cell phone but want their peers to believe they have an actual, working cell phone.

person 1: "Check out my tight picture phone!"
person 2: "Nice. So what's your number?"
person 1: "Uhhh, well... umm..."
person 2: "Lemme guess, you got a CrackFone and you can't afford the minutes for it."

by GotAnMP3 December 10, 2008

Cracking Ass

When a person comes over, lays down a big fart and leaves, telling the others he will be back.

Dan and I were talking to a customer when Jim came over and decided that Cracking Ass was a good idea.

by joefromsc March 12, 2009