Crabtree

A major fuck boy that no one likes.

Crabtree is a major fuck boy species.

by Your non-friends:) March 29, 2020

Crabtree

means dick.

Man has a big Crabtree

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Crabtree

A massive fat cunt

Max u are a crabtree

by Polish6284 January 21, 2021

Crabtree

A tree that produces crabs

I am going to plant a crabtree now

by Willy johnson esquire April 19, 2023

Crabtree

The main character

Friend: “DID YOU HEAR THAT CRABTREE SAID THAT?”
Me: “ABSOLUTELY, DUDE THINKS HES THE MAIN CHARACTER”

by Batman2006datguy December 16, 2023

Crabtree'd

To get extremely drunk and off your face.

I say Harold, that many over there is Crabtree'd.

by Craig Simpson September 27, 2007

Crabtree'd

To get Crabtree'd is for a man to become infested with pubic crabs, to such an extant that his penis looks like a tree of pubic crabs, a "Crabtree."

Aside: This usually happens after an individual is too cheap to pay for a clean prostitute.

Man, my friend Bryan bought a $10 whore last night and was Crabtree'd bad.

by AngryDragonTear February 9, 2010