CPA

Certified Public Asshole, someone who has dedicated his life to making other people miserable. A CPA can be a bully, a gossip, a trouble maker or any type of jerk who enjoys making others suffer. They always seem to do well at others expense, and secretly regard everyone else as lower life forms.

Life got much better after the CPA left.

by yorkiestomper April 20, 2008

CPA

Certified Pain in the Ass

my tax return is being prepared by a pain in the ass

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

CPA

Abbreviation for Central Pennsylvania or Central Pennsylvanian. Used to describe something redneck or hick.

"That's CPA" referring to guy wearing a hunting jacket to school

by heyylardoheyy March 18, 2011

CPA

Acronym for Certified Porn Addiction

I basically have CPA man

by America_first June 22, 2020

CPA

the region lying in Central Pennsylvania (Phille in the East, Pittsburgh in the West, Alabama in the middle)

"Hey where are you all from?"

"Oh, Us?, we are from CPA"

by GBug March 7, 2007

CPA

Cell Phone Asshole. Anyone who annoys everyone around them with their mobile telephone.

I was really enjoying the movie, until this CPA got his cell phone out.

by kolohe61 June 21, 2008

CPA

Cess Pool Ass - When a girl or guy has had too much anal sex or just has a gross, smelly, leaking, infected, ass.

That girl I took home from the bar last night wanted it in the ass bad! But I couldn't do it, because it was a CPA

by DirtyDirtyDigital September 4, 2005