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double coyote ugly

It's like the definition for the phrase coyote ugly, except you know that the chick is gonna be looking for a one-armed man, so you have to gnaw off your other arm.
"She's DOUBLE coyote ugly, man, why'd you pick her up?"

Note: This definition came from and idea by "Teh Devil's Advocate" (his pseudonym on this site).
by jewpoints December 12, 2004
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It describes a situation when you wake up to someone so ugly, that you want to gnaw off your arm to get away.
by uh no March 5, 2003
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1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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It was actually a kick-ass bar before it was a horribly lacking motion picture. The one in Tampa is the tits.
$2 PBRs, hot girls dancing on the bar, and they're open till 3 a.m.? Coyote Ugly gets my vote for most underrated spot in Ybor City.
by dieselaj February 4, 2005
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according to the movie, it is waking up under someone so ugly after a night of drinking that you would chew your arm off to get out from under him or her then wake them.
After a few drinks, the coyote ugly became a babe.
by Angiealways September 10, 2006
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The most horrible experience ever. Waking up after being extremely inebriated next to a hideous person, who in your intoxicated state, you thought was attractive.
Shit, I got blacked out drunk last night and woke up nest to hollis!
by ahhhhhhhhhhh September 10, 2006
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A terrible movie made by the guy who does CSI.
Oh wow, a film about cock teases.
by Gumba Gumba September 10, 2006
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