Coxswain

The small and assertive voice of reason and motivation in a rowing shell. Coxswains are the brains of the boat, and are crucial to the success of the crew. Coxswains are prone to having a bit of a Napoleon complex while at practice, but are otherwise complete individual people. They are often mocked for their small stature, but this does not bother them too much. Good coxswains command respect and have rowers who trust in them completely. Coxswains often get a bad rep for facilitating the dreaded 2k erg test, and their loyalty to their coaches word. Generally, coxswains are well-rounded people who you probably want to stay on the good side of.

That coxswain is so motivational, her rowers really responded to that call during the power 10!

by l2a1n3e3 April 24, 2017

Coxswain

An abnormally small and hairy man who has the rowing ability of a limbless goat.

The coxswain enjoys being the tent snack of many wilderness campers

by Scrolly June 14, 2017

coxswain

owner,magnate,queen,power-hungry

a) a small, loud person who directs an steers shells, boats used in crew, or rowing. he or she must be in control.
b) reference to someone who loves the cock

"Wow, that new coxswain is so loud and annoying"

"Without our coxswain, we wouldn't have one the race"

"jeez, that girl has slept with 5 guys this past week. what a coxswain"

by brunette22 February 2, 2005

Coxswain

The person who sits in your double parked car while you move furniture into an apartment.

Sue will be the coxswain while Rachel and I take the couch upstairs to the apartment.

by BentistCT September 27, 2021

Coxcaine

Drinkable cocaine that doesn’t instantly kill you when drank

Lemme get some Coxcaine I’m thirsty

by BiggieSmallPeen October 10, 2019

CoWain't

Definition: can't, won't, ain't are excuses if you want it , then why wait?
Meaning : want something but don't want to have to wait for it.
Why wait for what you want ?

Examples:
I cowain't to go see you so be there at 1pm on the dot.
I cowain't to get that tattoo so I'm leaving now to get it.
I cowain't to taste those tacos , give them to me now.

by GlamourQueen#1 January 19, 2023

coxswain

Unholy empress of the night...

That coxswain is a biznatchio.

by Shannon Stepholopokettle March 31, 2005