When you are fucking a fat girl and you are about to bust so you tip her on her side and jizz on her.
by Thunder&Tim January 2, 2012
Get the Cow Tipping mug.When someone walks into a bar or store and finds the most obese person in the place and proceeds to walk up, push them to the ground, and promptly vacate the premises.
This can cause reactions of extreme violence by the victim and others, so it is important to leave immediately after performing the act.
This can cause reactions of extreme violence by the victim and others, so it is important to leave immediately after performing the act.
by M Rockwell February 24, 2007
Get the cow tipping mug.when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.
by marckis123456789 March 5, 2022
Get the Cow Tipping mug.This shouldn't even be in here because, as stated in other entries, it is a rural activity, not an urban one. Only urban slang belongs in the urban dictionary.
by <insert name here.> October 15, 2005
Get the cow tipping mug.by Trizzy_trey_77 February 24, 2015
Get the Cow Tipping mug.A theory that town people think is true. When gay little fuckers go out in the pasture thinking a cow sleeps standing up (them little faggots). They try to push it over but realize the cow is awake and start running but slips and falls into cow shit. Then thier little rich scrubby ass goes home dirty and crying saying they want to sue the cow.
Joe went cow tipping and then went home crying to his mommy that night. That stupid little queerish faggot cum sucking mammas bitch that thinks cows sleep standing up...dumb rich town fucker
by monkey April 21, 2005
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