Frozen Cow Juice

Texas slang for ice cream. Originated from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Meanwhile, in the ordinary lives of an Austin neighborhood.

Carrie: Yo jack, what'ya got there?
Jack: It's frozen cow juice!
Carrie: Frozen what?
Jack: Frozen cow juice, ice cream.

by LeilaSP April 09, 2019

Frozen Cow Juice

Ice Cream

Back in Texas, we call ice cream Frozen Cow Juice.

by evilcanofsoup September 20, 2009

Cow Rape Juice

Milk. Because, You know, They touch the cow to get it?

"Oh wow, This cow rape juice is fresh today!" =D

by ArcPhoenix December 09, 2007

Mad Cows Crazy Laughing Juice

a street name for quaaludes

yo that some good shit that Mad Cows Crazy Laughing Juice

by big bird the great September 23, 2007

Cow Juice

One of many kinds of cow extracts. Delicious to some, poisonous to others. Essential for the survival of civilization.

Jane: Have you got some cow juice for me?
Eric: Of course, it is solely responsible for the good in the world, why wouldn't I have some?

by TwoBearsAndCowJuice March 20, 2024

Cow Juice

It could be milk or it could be another white substance

I sucked the cow juice

by bettybottersbetterbutter April 11, 2022

Cow Juice

"Cow Juice" is a whimsical and utterly delightful dairy product that captures the essence of joy and laughter straight from the heart of the pasture. This unique milk is not your ordinary white beverage; it's a creation of contented cows who can't help but chuckle as they produce it.

Box: Hey Kalvin do you like Cow Juice?

Kalvin: Yea man it makes me laugh in utterly delightful giggles
Box: Real

by Vxtico October 04, 2023