baked coincidence

When you bake or cook while you are stoned.

"Is that shortbread? Smells like a baked coincidence to me!"

"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."

by benny the baker April 2, 2009

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Coincidexcellence

When an occasion is thus- a coincidence resulting in excellence, or of any major benefit to any person/s involved in the instance of such occasion.

"Heath is hitchhiking to a party, on his way down the M25, a car pulls over blaring out jungle. Not only were they going to the party, but they had lots of good energy, knew his mother and they also had a spare seat." - A moment of coincidexcellence

by Shiftus Maximus October 20, 2008

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cowincedence

something that is unexpected that happens without any cause.

"Zoe and Mary wearing the same shirt today is just a mear cowincedence.

by poppy7787 September 26, 2008

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There is no such thing as a coincidence

THE FACT THAT YOU’RE WATCHING THIS VIDEO MEANS YOU’RE ENERGETICALLY ALIGNED WITH ME AND THIS MESSAGE. YOUR THOUGHTS CREATE YOUR REALITY. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. YET, YOU STILL LIVE A LIFE THAT YOU DREAD.THAT IS BECAUSE, WHEN YOU VISUALIZE YOUR DREAM LIFE, YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT IT IS UNREALISTIC.

there is no such thing as a coincidence.
"You like awkwardly zooming into your face do you?"

by trademarks July 6, 2021

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The Long Arm of Coincidence

This is a phrase coined by C Haddon Chambers and it can be taken to mean either :-
1. The broad far-reaching power or influence of coincidence;
or
2. Things just happen;
Note: See also Shit Happens

Why is it that everything Malcolm does turns to rat shit?
That's because it's Malcolm, not even the long arm of coincidence.

by AKACroatalin August 23, 2020

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